SHOW OPEN

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman?” – and Dan gives his thoughts

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

Casting scoops on the Miles Davis biopic that inexplicably isn’t called Bitches Brew (note: this campaign is officially CLOSED)

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Sue everybody! Julien gets uppity about the frivolous lawsuit of the napping Yank fan

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Drunk in Alabama, Fyffe? All the time, Tip.

Customer Appreciation Night goes awry

Nomi Mims and the Curse of the Bootyboobs

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia - THEME: Impossible

Dan: The Man

Opie, Anthony, and how to make it in radio today

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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SHOW OPEN

Yellow Alert: The Banana Laffy-Taffy Story

Impossible Travia - Special Golden Girls Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

Spoilers!!! We talk about ‘em and why you shouldn’t be a spoiler.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Bed Racing with the Hurdy Gurdy Girls

iHandJob?

Longh Nameh Winnah

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

July Thirth

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SHOW OPEN

Izzard in the MailSac

Who was best? Travis rates the fill-ins (hint: HE THINKS THEY ALL STINK)

There’s a new England? Tell us more!

Dan: The Man

THE COMPUTER PHONE CALL SAGA

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Those Florida Weedeaters are rampant this season!

Burn, bakery, burn!

Emergency Tubingenectomy

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia: Name another!

An everdying of collective nouns

90-inchers

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SHOW OPEN

Travis recaps three weeks of wedded and homeymooned bliss
A new round of DAN THE MAN

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Ken is back to make some Peart-inent points on drummers

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Inflatable Intercourse
A Salad for Your Sexing
Another Comedy Bot: No Laughing Matter

SHOW CLOSE

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA – Real Names

MAY I SUGGEST… – New Segment! Travis reviews “And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead” album Source Tags & Codes and passes on a recommendation for Dan.

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SHOW OPEN

Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’

How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler

Ruing the late mourning of Rue

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

THE NEWS WITH TIM

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?

Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator

None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS

The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues

All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

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SHOW OPEN

“I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”

A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

THE NEWS WITH GABE

Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options

The Great Beer Swindle of 2014

Mr. Skin

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS

He likes to fly where eagles dare

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SHOW OPEN

Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding

Floppy bacon and personified pigs

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

Museum of Modern He(art)break

Screw you, copper!

Scoccer Science

SHOW CLOSE

Pass the poulet!

Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports

Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

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SHOW OPEN

New Words for the Hoi Polloi

Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!

Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone

The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted

Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner

Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!

THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codesby …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

ELVIS GASSEARLE

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SHOW OPEN

Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)

Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?

New Segment! Dan: The Man

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)

Ersatz Shit

Robbery at trident-point

SHOW CLOSE

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

SEATTLE JOE

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SHOW OPEN

Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!

Bachelor Party Hijinks?

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Phucked by a Phantom Phallus

Murder story featuring an amazing name

Cohen ties cock named Frank to cock for art, gets arrested

SHOW CLOSE

Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks

D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

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