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The Dan & Travis Show – SHOW 015 – The Best Of The Pirate Ship 

Intro from Zarvox

From January 2002 – Everything dies when you’re a kid!

Handsome Timmy D – answering questions about love and life, and life and love

The Pirate Ship News with Travis:

            Parrot Puncher

            Airplane toilet sucks

            Inappropriate Scrabble babble 

Selections from the Pirate Ship Voicemail Box

Interview: A Visit with the Legendary Viv Taylor

ROCK BOTTOM: Rex Harrison

The Sportsdeck – Trivia Challenges, Harry Potter, and more!

Ship-to-shore conversation with the Pirate Ship Pirate himself! 

THE HANDSOME TRIVIA CHALLENGE – In 2002, Handsome Timmy D challenged Gabe and Jules for the host seat of the Sportsdeck segment of the show, after Tim won an online poll saying he should be the host over Gabe and Jules. Here is the culmination of that challenge, which follows several weeks of banter, trash talk, and cuddling.

Zarvox Outro

For more info on The Juke in the Back with Matt the Cat, visit jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_015.mp3
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Show 014
Ken Gardiner takes on the co-host duties for a second time on this fourteenieth extravaganza.
 

OPENING SEGMENT:
-Travis apologizes to Dave Coulier and for jinxing the Big Game
-Southern snowpocolypse
-Supergroup recap

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Video-Man-Crashes-Car-Into-Fried-Chicken-Restaurant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/quincy/2014/01/quincy_scanner_tales_man_wearing_mask_wielding_pickaxe_robs.html http://www.telegram.com/article/20140129/NEWS/301299890/0/business
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140127nigeria-gay-cat-disowned.html

CLOSING SEGMENT
-Cupcakes and more scary robot news 

 

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_014.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT
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Lucky Show 013

OPENING SEGMENT:
Travis and guest co-host Elisa discuss her background, how Travis' belief in love and marriage has been shaken by a shocking divorce announcement, and news that it's a "Full House" once again. 
ASK HANDSOME:
Handsome Timmy D helps us construct the greatest rock super-group ever.
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
CLOSING SEGMENT:
A shopping list for your Big Game party
Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_013.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:08pm EDT
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Show One Dozen

OPENING SEGMENT:
Special guest co-host Julien Marques joins Travis to recap Jules' Christmas with the in-laws, Travis' goal for 2014, and some footballing. 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS:
Gabe joins Jules and Travis to discuss the MLB Hall of Fame voting and his favorite place to eat fudge.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS:
Elaborate banana theft
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/ 
Lubed up in the top loader
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922 
Aliens, guns, and lady bits
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/ 
Atomic wedgie death
http://newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864

CLOSING SEGMENT:
Social media plugs, GH turns 50, and our burgeoning Mormon listenership.  

 

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_012.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EDT
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Show 011 (or Show Off-On-On for you binary folks out there…)

 

Special Guest Co-Host Ken Gardiner
 

Opening Segment:

-Christmas recap and letdown

-New Years celebrations (or lack thereof)

-Cold weather fact or fiction

 

Ask Handsome:

Dan, Travis, and Handsome Timmy D discuss some 2014 predictions
 

The News with Travis:

 Boston peeps be bitin’ toes

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/01/02/woman-has-toe-bitten-off-boston-party/p6nrg2uAr8eAzZ4pISMLCN/story.html

 Klingon resignation

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/nc-politician-writes-resignation-letter-klingon-134030459.html

 

Closing Segment:

-New England variations – pizza delivery, coffee, and hipsters

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_011.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:08am EDT
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Show notes pending once again! But give a listen!

Direct download: Show_010.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:06pm EDT
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SHOW NOTES COMING SOON!

Until then, check out Show 009 anyway! Featuring Matt the Cat of The Juke in the Back:

jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_009.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT
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The Dan And Travis Show - Show 008 - SNACK FRIDAY

OPENING

Out? Black Friday. In? SNACK FRIDAY!!!!!

For more information please visit:

https://www.facebook.com/SnackFriday

Here is a version of the post that started it all:

https://www.facebook.com/SnackFriday/posts/622157714493157

Still time to contribute to Jules's Mo: mobro.co/julienmarques

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

Thanksgiving Thursday Games

Julien's brief history of the Turkey Day Lions

Gabe the Galloping Ghost on his personal participation history

The Geek Freight Train rams its way through the show

Hater similes

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Exposeby Dick

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/william-gibson-genital-fluffer-airing-penis-out_n_4296936.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Emojiby Dick

http://www.avclub.com/article/text-me-ishmael-an-allemoji-translation-of-herman-105760

CLOSING

More Snack Friday. Give and then enjoy your leftovers!

MOVIETONE SPORTS w/ GABE O'CONNOR

Direct download: Show_008.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am EDT
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OPENING SEGMENT

When in Rome... Burgundy comes to Emerson

http://www.emerson.edu/news-events/emerson-college-today/emersons-keepin-it-classy

Dan & Travis and the Three Elvises

Who wouldn't want to be better at fitted-sheet folding? Dan wouldn't, that's who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a2FR1iwqg

Dan's Top 10 things at which he'd like to be better

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Candy Capers with Complaining Co-workers. C'mon! Catch-22.

Donate to Jules's Movember Moustache: mobro.co/julienmarques

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Walking Penis's Plethora of Pez

http://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2013/11/meet_kevyn_knox_who_owns_a_lot.html

Crikey! A swallob of the bolotang with a didgeridoo, mate! That'll swang the twazzle!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/joaquin-gonzalez-didgerid_n_4263129.html

Man lives out the White Trash dream

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man--unhappy-with-ex-wife--buys-house-next-to-her-and-put-up-a-gigantic-middle-finger-statue-211042567.html

CLOSING SEGMENT

http://what-would-i-say.com

FEATURED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:

http://www.jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_007.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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OPENING SEGMENT
Up in arms
Yes capes and Beavers
Spaceface trends
Story - 3D printed hands? Hell yeah! (Gold stuff for your WAGs too!)
IFL Science link
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/man-makes-3d-printed-prosthetic-hand-son-only-10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB53-D_N8Uc
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=698281043526243&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1
Story - Piss-Powered Robots!
http://news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/pee-could-power-future-robots-131108.htm
https://www.facebook.com/ScienceAlert/posts/10152064263247518:0
ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D
What are the top 5 greatest TV comedies of all time?
  1. Listen to find out!
  2. Listen to find out!
  3. Listen to find out!
  4. Listen to find out!
  5. Listen to find out!
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
Serge the Lllama
http://www.click2houston.com/news/drunk-teens-steal-circus-llama-take-it-for-joyride/-/1735978/22829124/-/4blo6gz/-/index.html
http://lelamadebordeaux.tumblr.com
Bacon Deodorant
http://www.kirotv.com/news/entertainment/odorific-seattle-based-jds-launches-bacon-deodoran/nbkTf/
"Fancy-Dress" bunch thwarts robbery
http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/08/batman-robin-david-hasselhoff-and-a-smurf-help-police-chase-attacker-in-musselburgh-tesco-4178639/
END SEGMENT
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Technology is everywhere; embrace it, dummies
Direct download: Show_006.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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