SHOW OPEN

Dan’s inventions © 2014

Megajacket!

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – evolutions both artificial and natural

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Lego of the world unite?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Stabbing for Jesus

You’re in good hands with penis insurance

What’s in a name? 99 characters, I bet

SHOW CLOSE

The Triumphant Return of the Mail………………….Sac!

Amanda from CT declenses our impetus

X-PATRIOT GAMES!

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SHOW OPEN

The Legend of the Great Lost Christmas Episode

The Dan & Travis Show joins the Chronic Rift and the New Millennium

Dan’s legacy to Walter and the impetus for the new show

Walter critiques the cohosts:

1-    Ken: why the love/hate for Rush?

2-    Elisa: flirting with Travis-aster?

3-    Julien: ?????

A big hello to John Drew from the Pirate Ship days!

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

The question of all times! Tune in to find out! (HINT: Doctor who?)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Icelandic Identity Crisis

Norwegian Boy (This Dwarf Has Flown)

Obligatory Florida Story (bath salts or meth likely implicated)

CHANNEL 9 ACTION NEWS

SHOW CLOSE

Scandawhatvia?

Cosmos

Awesomeness

COBRAHAM BEER! BEER THAT BITES!   

Show 016

It’s a trip down Memory Lane (that’s just west of Remembrance Ave.) as Travis takes you on a journey back in time to hear what the show sounded like in pre-Beiber America. Plus, Jules calls in from his days in Michigan and Tim arrives with some lessons on what not purchase late at night at the Store 24.

Also, we might just have an announcement to make regarding the winner of the guest co-host essay contest…tune in!

That's right! You read that right! If you write right you'll earn the right to co-host the Dan & Travis Show! Just tell us in 947 words or fewer why you should co-host and what the meaning of life is (in no particular order). If you're correct, your essay will be placed in a 14-gallon hat with the rest of the correct responses and lit on fire. The last entry remaining wins! Send submissions to danandtravis@gmail.com by President's Day (Observed)*. Good luck**!

*Note: we'll not disclose the actual date. If you cannot figure this out you've failed the guest host test already. Please dis-subscribe if you've not already done so.

**Note: the luck we send your way may be neither good nor luck. Results not guaranteed.

The Dan & Travis Show – SHOW 015 – The Best Of The Pirate Ship 

Intro from Zarvox

From January 2002 – Everything dies when you’re a kid!

Handsome Timmy D – answering questions about love and life, and life and love

The Pirate Ship News with Travis:

            Parrot Puncher

            Airplane toilet sucks

            Inappropriate Scrabble babble 

Selections from the Pirate Ship Voicemail Box

Interview: A Visit with the Legendary Viv Taylor

ROCK BOTTOM: Rex Harrison

The Sportsdeck – Trivia Challenges, Harry Potter, and more!

Ship-to-shore conversation with the Pirate Ship Pirate himself! 

THE HANDSOME TRIVIA CHALLENGE – In 2002, Handsome Timmy D challenged Gabe and Jules for the host seat of the Sportsdeck segment of the show, after Tim won an online poll saying he should be the host over Gabe and Jules. Here is the culmination of that challenge, which follows several weeks of banter, trash talk, and cuddling.

Zarvox Outro

For more info on The Juke in the Back with Matt the Cat, visit jukeintheback.org

Show 014
Ken Gardiner takes on the co-host duties for a second time on this fourteenieth extravaganza.
 

OPENING SEGMENT:
-Travis apologizes to Dave Coulier and for jinxing the Big Game
-Southern snowpocolypse
-Supergroup recap

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Video-Man-Crashes-Car-Into-Fried-Chicken-Restaurant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/quincy/2014/01/quincy_scanner_tales_man_wearing_mask_wielding_pickaxe_robs.html http://www.telegram.com/article/20140129/NEWS/301299890/0/business
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140127nigeria-gay-cat-disowned.html

CLOSING SEGMENT
-Cupcakes and more scary robot news 

Lucky Show 013

Show One Dozen

OPENING SEGMENT:
Special guest co-host Julien Marques joins Travis to recap Jules' Christmas with the in-laws, Travis' goal for 2014, and some footballing. 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS:
Gabe joins Jules and Travis to discuss the MLB Hall of Fame voting and his favorite place to eat fudge.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS:
Elaborate banana theft
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/ 
Lubed up in the top loader
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922 
Aliens, guns, and lady bits
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/ 
Atomic wedgie death
http://newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864

CLOSING SEGMENT:
Social media plugs, GH turns 50, and our burgeoning Mormon listenership.  

Show 011 (or Show Off-On-On for you binary folks out there…)

Special Guest Co-Host Ken Gardiner
 

Opening Segment:

-Christmas recap and letdown

-New Years celebrations (or lack thereof)

-Cold weather fact or fiction

Ask Handsome:

Dan, Travis, and Handsome Timmy D discuss some 2014 predictions
 

The News with Travis:

 Boston peeps be bitin’ toes

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/01/02/woman-has-toe-bitten-off-boston-party/p6nrg2uAr8eAzZ4pISMLCN/story.html

 Klingon resignation

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/nc-politician-writes-resignation-letter-klingon-134030459.html

Closing Segment:

-New England variations – pizza delivery, coffee, and hipsters

Show notes pending once again! But give a listen!