The Dan and Travis Show
A weekly comedy podcast covering internet and pop culture, sports, music, and skepticism.

SHOW OPEN

 

Obtenir notre sur le français.

Cosmos comments- Ghostars; Searle and Stewart- BFFs

Au revoir Frahnch listeners

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

On the eve of Wrestlemania XXX, we ask Tim, what’s the right way to do a day at the spa?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

More plastic plagiary

I’m For Some Fun Sexiii

Auctioning off the Hoff

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Celebri-T T-elephone call (HINT: soon to be a multiple hall-of-famer)

A short dip into the Sac

 

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SHOW 019

SHOW OPEN

A paranormal visit to a skeptical place

A SPECIAL 40lbs of SPORTS

The Return of Old Man Gabe! - NCAA hoops and MLB 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Putting the plastic in plastic surgery
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just…
Free with Walmart purchase – toe sucking

SHOW CLOSE

Danger Zone: Money vs Loggins

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – Comets and gravity

 

Walter chimes in

 

 

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SHOW OPEN

 

Dan’s inventions © 2014

 

Megajacket!

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – evolutions both artificial and natural

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Lego of the world unite?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Stabbing for Jesus

 

You’re in good hands with penis insurance

 

What’s in a name? 99 characters, I bet

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

The Triumphant Return of the Mail………………….Sac!

 

Amanda from CT declenses our impetus

 

X-PATRIOT GAMES!

 

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Direct download: Show_018.mp3
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SHOW OPEN

 

The Legend of the Great Lost Christmas Episode

 

The Dan & Travis Show joins the Chronic Rift and the New Millennium

 

Dan’s legacy to Walter and the impetus for the new show

 

Walter critiques the cohosts:

1-    Ken: why the love/hate for Rush?

2-    Elisa: flirting with Travis-aster?

3-    Julien: ?????

 

A big hello to John Drew from the Pirate Ship days!

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

The question of all times! Tune in to find out! (HINT: Doctor who?)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Icelandic Identity Crisis

 

Norwegian Boy (This Dwarf Has Flown)

 

Obligatory Florida Story (bath salts or meth likely implicated)

 

CHANNEL 9 ACTION NEWS

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Scandawhatvia?

 

Cosmos

 

Awesomeness

 

COBRAHAM BEER! BEER THAT BITES!   

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Show 016

It’s a trip down Memory Lane (that’s just west of Remembrance Ave.) as Travis takes you on a journey back in time to hear what the show sounded like in pre-Beiber America. Plus, Jules calls in from his days in Michigan and Tim arrives with some lessons on what not purchase late at night at the Store 24.

Also, we might just have an announcement to make regarding the winner of the guest co-host essay contest…tune in!

 

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That's right! You read that right! If you write right you'll earn the right to co-host the Dan & Travis Show! Just tell us in 947 words or fewer why you should co-host and what the meaning of life is (in no particular order). If you're correct, your essay will be placed in a 14-gallon hat with the rest of the correct responses and lit on fire. The last entry remaining wins! Send submissions to danandtravis@gmail.com by President's Day (Observed)*. Good luck**!

 

*Note: we'll not disclose the actual date. If you cannot figure this out you've failed the guest host test already. Please dis-subscribe if you've not already done so.

 

**Note: the luck we send your way may be neither good nor luck. Results not guaranteed.

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The Dan & Travis Show – SHOW 015 – The Best Of The Pirate Ship 

Intro from Zarvox

From January 2002 – Everything dies when you’re a kid!

Handsome Timmy D – answering questions about love and life, and life and love

The Pirate Ship News with Travis:

            Parrot Puncher

            Airplane toilet sucks

            Inappropriate Scrabble babble 

Selections from the Pirate Ship Voicemail Box

Interview: A Visit with the Legendary Viv Taylor

ROCK BOTTOM: Rex Harrison

The Sportsdeck – Trivia Challenges, Harry Potter, and more!

Ship-to-shore conversation with the Pirate Ship Pirate himself! 

THE HANDSOME TRIVIA CHALLENGE – In 2002, Handsome Timmy D challenged Gabe and Jules for the host seat of the Sportsdeck segment of the show, after Tim won an online poll saying he should be the host over Gabe and Jules. Here is the culmination of that challenge, which follows several weeks of banter, trash talk, and cuddling.

Zarvox Outro

For more info on The Juke in the Back with Matt the Cat, visit jukeintheback.org

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Show 014
Ken Gardiner takes on the co-host duties for a second time on this fourteenieth extravaganza.
 

OPENING SEGMENT:
-Travis apologizes to Dave Coulier and for jinxing the Big Game
-Southern snowpocolypse
-Supergroup recap

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Video-Man-Crashes-Car-Into-Fried-Chicken-Restaurant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/quincy/2014/01/quincy_scanner_tales_man_wearing_mask_wielding_pickaxe_robs.html http://www.telegram.com/article/20140129/NEWS/301299890/0/business
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140127nigeria-gay-cat-disowned.html

CLOSING SEGMENT
-Cupcakes and more scary robot news 

 

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Lucky Show 013

OPENING SEGMENT:
Travis and guest co-host Elisa discuss her background, how Travis' belief in love and marriage has been shaken by a shocking divorce announcement, and news that it's a "Full House" once again. 
ASK HANDSOME:
Handsome Timmy D helps us construct the greatest rock super-group ever.
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
CLOSING SEGMENT:
A shopping list for your Big Game party
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Show One Dozen

OPENING SEGMENT:
Special guest co-host Julien Marques joins Travis to recap Jules' Christmas with the in-laws, Travis' goal for 2014, and some footballing. 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS:
Gabe joins Jules and Travis to discuss the MLB Hall of Fame voting and his favorite place to eat fudge.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS:
Elaborate banana theft
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/ 
Lubed up in the top loader
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922 
Aliens, guns, and lady bits
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/ 
Atomic wedgie death
http://newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864

CLOSING SEGMENT:
Social media plugs, GH turns 50, and our burgeoning Mormon listenership.  

 

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