SHOW OPEN

Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding

Floppy bacon and personified pigs

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

Museum of Modern He(art)break

Screw you, copper!

Scoccer Science

SHOW CLOSE

Pass the poulet!

Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports

Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

SHOW OPEN

New Words for the Hoi Polloi

Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!

Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone

The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted

Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner

Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!

THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codesby …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

ELVIS GASSEARLE

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.    

SHOW OPEN

Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)

Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?

New Segment! Dan: The Man

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)

Ersatz Shit

Robbery at trident-point

SHOW CLOSE

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

SEATTLE JOE

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network    

SHOW OPEN

Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!

Bachelor Party Hijinks?

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Phucked by a Phantom Phallus

Murder story featuring an amazing name

Cohen ties cock named Frank to cock for art, gets arrested

SHOW CLOSE

Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks

D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

Find us online at thedanandtravisshow.libsyn.com, at Facebook, follow us on twitter @thedanandtravis, add us on Google+, email the MailSac at danandtravis@gmail.com, or find us at The Chronic Rift Network.

As a result of the price of tea in China, this week's The Dan & Travis Show Podcast: An Awesome Thing is cancelled. We plan to have a full show next week regardless of any further price increases. Thanks for your patients*.

*Note: patients might in fact be patience. Please see Dr. C. Sea for details.