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Hey! This is a little overdue (apologies to Timmy D and his guest, Amy), but all winter long is a great time to adopt a pet! Tim talked to Amy Reynolds at holiday time about pet adoption. Find out more at Tim's blog:

http://handsometimmydexpress.com/2014/12/18/pet-adoption-101-an-interview-with-amy-reynolds/

 

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Direct download: HTD_SPECIAL_2_DOG_ADOPTION.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 2:56pm EST
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SHOW XMAS 001 - Classic Pirate Ship Xmas 2001

A Yule-ified flashback! All the way back to 2001! Presented here with minor alterations, this is the first Christmas show we did for our then barely three-month-old Internet radio show. Hear classic clips from college, oafish outtakes, and more pure hilarity than can fit in a stocking! Tell 400 friends and subscribe today!

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Direct download: Show20Xmas2000120-20Classic20Pirate20Ship20Xmas202001.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 3:08pm EST
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It's a new HTD Express! All about knitting? Yes! Tim tells you more:

"In Episode 23 of the Express, Sammi tells us all about his journey which is an inspiring reminder that creative endeavors can be a great antidote to many of life’s woes. He also has stories about who the knitting community is – hint: it’s not just the stereotype of old ladies on sofas. A lot of mold was broken when Sammi was made. He’s one of my most outspoken and unique friends and I’m delighted he took time for this very fun & informative listen."

More info at Tim's blog.

Direct download: HTD20EXPRESS202320SAMMI20KAT.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 12:02pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Dan and Travis intro a show gone wrong. Where’d it go? Nobody knows.

Also, we talk about what’s coming soon! But the other shit is lost forever. Sorry!

MATT THE CAT CHATS ABOUT THAT

Matt the Cat, host of Juke In The Back and co-owner of the Stepping Stone Inn in Salem, MA, joins us to discuss A Christmas Gift For You From Phillies Records/Phil Spector and/or The Phil Spector Christmas Album. Also, what artists have kept themselves off the Christmas radar but we wish they hadn’t, and the secret of Matty’s Egg Nog (Hint: it no longer exists!)

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HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_054.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 5:53pm EST
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All new HTD Express, Tim breaks it down thusly:

"Dal has also worked as a manager for years and goes into detail about the manager/screenwriter relationship. Dal is now moving to the other side of the desk becoming a director and writer himself. Having seen many changes in the business over the years, Dal gives some great observations about why this is one of the best times to be screenwriter or director in Hollywood. An invaluable and experienced source of how it works inside a production company, Dal is very generous here with his insight. This interview is helpful to screenwriters everywhere whatever their skill level. Grab a pen, take some notes and enjoy."

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Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_22_DAL_WALTON.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 4:21pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

A Snack Friday Recap

Travis Du-rant-e #1: The Incredible Expanding Thanksgiving &

Travis Du-rant-e #2: Xmas Sweater BS

Red Flags Of The Internet: The Unanswered Telepathy Question

Dan: The Man – Audio-style (Hint: ginger)

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

Which day will football be cancelled or will it be?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

McChicken McScuffle

Doing” Time

Booby Trap Emergency(?)

SHOW CLOSE 

Impossible Travis: Trav tackles ‘The Hardest “National Lampoon’s Christmas VacationQuiz {He}’ll Ever Take’

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HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_053.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 5:23pm EST
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A new HTD Express:

"You've seen actress Simone Bailly in "Stargate SG1", "Battlestar: Galactica" & "The L-Word." She appears in a new movie "Life Partners" which premieres this Friday in theatres. In this episode, Simone brings great insight for screenwriters about how actors approach characters. This is a great listen offering writers new angles on how to turn fake characters into real people."

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Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_21_SIMONE_BAILLY.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 2:55pm EST
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This week, on Show 052, Dan and Travis present a very special Snack Friday episode of their award winning selves. First listen to a Danandtravistones meets the Jetstims crossover episode, as Handsome Timmy D interviews the fellows about Snack Friday. Then, hear clips from the episode that was first posted on the original Snack Friday back in 2013. We hope you enjoy this in place of a new episode of the program, and remember, Skip the deals, give some meals. #SNACKFRIDAY2014

Direct download: Show_052_-_Snack_Friday_2014.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 8:28pm EST
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Here's Tim to tell you about the latest episode of the HTD Express:

"Have you seen those Player Piano Piano vids? The people covering songs from AKIRA & Tetris among others with classical piano? Well if you haven't you should. My friend and colleague Tom Grey is the bad-ass director producer of these projects with his equally bad-ass composer & pianist Sonya. Tom was kind enough to tell us how these amazing videos came to be and how not to let any restrictions stop when it comes to bringing your visions to life."

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_20_PLAYER_PIANO.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 4:06pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Snack Friday: the Way Better Alternative to Black Friday

Julien Marques’s Movember Growth& Dave Scott’s Movember Growth

Catchiest songs? Or Crappiest? You decide

Oxford Dictionary WOTY: Vape

Impossible Travia: THEME - VOCABULARY!

Read more about scaphism here: it’s something else!

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

What is film composer John Williams’s greatest work?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

To Serve Whale: The Hump gets dumped

Extra! Extra! Walzak’s ballsac exposed!

Vindication: ROBOTS – KILLING MACHINES

SHOW CLOSE 

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you earify a podcast called The Dana Gould Hour?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you earify the comedy album called Bad at the Good Times by Dan St. Germain ?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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Direct download: Show_051.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 9:32am EST
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HTD Express 119. Another duo! Here's what Tim has to say about this one:

"How do you write for animation? How does animation writing help prepare you for writing live-action? Is the world ready for more female action heroes? All this and more in my wicked fun & informative interview with the married screenwriting duo of Thomas Krajewski & Jennifer Muro Episode 19 of the Handsome Timmy D Express is up now. Enjoy!"

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Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_19_TOM_AND_JEN.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 3:13pm EST
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It's a double shot Twofer Tuesday from HTD. Here's his thoughts on his talk with Gordy Hoffman, the first of two you'll see in your feed today:

"Gordy has been a huge asset to aspiring screenwriters since he launched [the] Blue Cat [Screenplay Competition] and you’ll hear why as shares some of his great insights here. Every script that enters Blue Cat gets written feedback. Gordy tells us how writers should handle and address that feedback. Gordy also tells us what a writer should be concentrating on before they enter any contest. The good news, it’s all about the writing and not marketplace dictates. If you’re an aspiring or amateur screenwriter, inside or outside LA, looking for a door to get into the business, contests like Blue Cat are a great way. Find out why here and enjoy!"

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Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_18_GORDY_HOFFMAN.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 6:27pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Jules and his Young Mo Stay for the Whole Show (Donate!)

Impossible Travia/Julesia: Men’s Cancers

J. ALFRED MARQUES on his HIGH HORSE

All Inclusive Resorts: Si? No.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Ambulance Adventures or "Don't Do the Drugs, Kids"

Sorry Folks, These Two Are Taken

Is that a chainsaw in your shorts or...oh, it is.

 

SHOW CLOSE 

Snack Friday Update and News 

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_050.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08am EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Julien’s Movember Growth

Snack Friday: the Way Better Alternative to Black Friday

RIP Betty White…Bohlen? (Betty White Regular still Hot In Cleveland)

Dan: The Man – Audio Edition Part 4 – Musical Dans

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

If you had one…David Mamet film (written and/or directed) to recommend to someone to convince them to experience the rest of his catalog, which would it be?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS – MUSIC EDITION

Questionable Hercules Halloween Haul

Dingus dines on dogfood daily

Teacher totes tots on trip in trunk, now in terrible trouble

SHOW CLOSE 

Are we still award winning?

Impossible Travia: THEME- SCIENCE!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT'S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 413

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Direct download: Show_049.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 3:04pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Excremental Words with Friends

Dan stands up for candy corn at Halloweentime

Impossible Travia: THEME- JAZZ

Dan: The Man – Audio Edition Part 3 – Jazz Dans

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT

Is Jazz dead or does it just smell funny?

Click here for the article that starts off our conversation

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS – MUSIC EDITION

Cash’s son “walks the line” between decent and horrendous

To be “blunt”, this is too little too late from Blunt

Lewis “stains” the anthem (or does he? Please let us know if you figured out, we still haven’t)

SHOW CLOSE 

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you earify a record album called Metal Fatigueby Allan Holdsworth?” – and Travis gives his thoughts.

Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you eyeify the film called Run Ronnie Run?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

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HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_048.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 4:05pm EST
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Tim's guest on this week's Express is Rick Dominicus:

"All Hallow’s Eve is upon us soon and if you’re like me, you want to watch, rewatch or discover some horror movies this week.  To that end, I’m very excited that Rick Dominicus sat down with me this week to discuss that very subject. Rick’s been working in Hollywood for over 14 years now as a librarian, archivist and assistant editor for hit shows like “WWE Legends House,” “The League” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” An assistant editor does not get the editor their coffee and dry cleaning. The job of an AE is actually managing and organizing enormous volumes digital media making it efficiently accessible. When he’s not making editors lives easy, Rick is making his own life and his friends’ lives easier with a vast collection of movies from all over the world. Rick puts the word “cinephile” to shame and he kindly took time from his hectic workload on the reality show staple “Shark Tank” to give us a detailed guide on both iconic and hidden gem horror movies. Films from Europe, the far east and from various generations are discussed. And in the end, we transition from horror to horrifying as we delve into movies that challenge the bravest viewers from whatever time of year. A great listen for anyone looking to discover movies off the beaten path."

Even more to be found at handsometimmydexpress.com/blog/.

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_17_RICK_DOMINICUS.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 1:38pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

 

Hoverboards! Serious this time!(?)

Impossible Travia: THEME- THE FUTURE

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES

 

The Resurrection of Monster Cereals: Blue Boo Poo and other fun facts and facets of breakfasts as a youngster

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

-Is that a Scroguard covering your pelvis or are you just happy to see me?

-Reese’s Piece leads him to forego his Popcorn Merit Badge

-Once again, Florida

 

SHOW CLOSE 

 

Dan: The Man: Audio Edition Part 3 – Musical Dans

These are the Four Percent: Songs without clearance from the new Wonder Years DVD release

 

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Direct download: Show_047.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 3:05pm EST
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This week's installment on the Handsome Timmy D Express can be described thusly (in Tim's own words):

"Finally - Stephen Scaia joins me on the Express this week to talk about writing an original comic book "Dead Squad" and how to adapt an existing graphic novel "Pax Romana". We also spend a lot of time analyzing how to take notes and how to create characters & relationships in scripts. This is a great listen for screenwriters and those interesting in screenwriting alike."

Get more info at handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_16_STEPHEN_SCAIA.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 3:11pm EST
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SHOW 046 – PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK!

Travel back in time to October 2001! Before Podcasting Radio Genius, there was Internet Streaming Radio Genius. Hear it here! Almost completely uncut*!

Enjoy this blast from the past that you didn’t even know existed or maybe you did and didn’t care about or forgot you knew but either way it’ll be interesting we hope!

*As with past flashbacks, portions not affecting the outcome may or may not have been partially cut. Consult with a physician if persistent.

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Direct download: Show_046_-_Pirate_Ship_Flashback.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 2:21pm EST
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Handsome Timmy D Express time! Here's what Tim has to say about this one:

"This week on the Handsome Timmy D Express I welcome Ron Greenfield, founder and CEO of www.aspectsofentertainment.com for a lively and illuminating interview on the entertainment industry – covering a broad spectrum of topics including, How Art and Commerce Work Together in the Industry, The Art of Trailer Design and we even talk about the “classic movies” a bit. It’s a great show for everyone interested in how the entertainment business works."

Subscribe today!

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_15_RON_GREENFIELD.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 4:38pm EST
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SHOW 045 – THE LOST TESTER EPISODES!

Hear the two test episodes Dan and Travis recorded in September 2013. On these pre-launch shows, the fellas discuss what’s happened since their last foray in internet broadcasting, both in everyone’s personal lives and in the world in general; possible names for the new venture; what segments will return and how they’ve evolved; and even some news! Completely uncut*!

Enjoy this blast from the past that you didn’t even know existed or maybe you did and didn’t care about or forgot you knew but either way it’ll be interesting we hope!

*Portions not affecting the outcome may or may not have been partially cut. Consult with a physician if persistent.

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Direct download: Show_045_-_The_Testers.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 4:43pm EST
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The 14th installment of Handsome Timmy D's podcast is described by the man himself thusly:

'On Episode 14, I sit down with fellow screenwriter Mike Sundy. I met Mike last year through mutual friends at the world famous Austin Film Festival. The AFF is one of, if not the very best, festival for screenwriters. Mike tells how he used being a finalist in the AFF to improve his skills in both writing and networking. I’m happy to report Mike joins us fresh on the heels of optioning his AFF Finalist script – “Santagate.”'

 

Enjoy, subscribe, and tell 10 friends!

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_14_MIKE_SUNDY.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 4:37pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

An Old Timey Intro

An All-New Du-RANT-e from Travis

A trip inside the Mail….sac: A twit answers Dan’s fake question

Here are the articles to which you’ll hear us refer:

--Heel Inc. leaves North American market

--Guess the “fake” cure

--The xkcd cartoon with the quote about CVS

Impossible Travia: THEME- HOMEOPATHY

FLASHBACK: THE PIRATE SHIP YEARS

The Sportsdeck segment from Episode 3 of the Pirate Ship

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Teacher threatens students with something inevitable

Florida Block

Saggy pants ban pulled up, much to Larry Platt’s chagrin

Commerce woman released after lab analysis backs her SpaghettiOs claim

SHOW CLOSE 

Dan: The Man: Audio Edition Part 2

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch a documentary film called Muscle Shoals?” – and Dan gives his thoughts.

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast what is called The Dana Gould Hour?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_044.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 8:41am EST
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HTD Express 113! Here's how Tim describes it:

"The farthest reaching episode of the HTD Express yet as I'm joined by an actress, model and director all the way from South Africa. Rizelle Januk is not only a Miss Earth finalist but has acted in numerous independent films, shot her own webseries, is developing another and can give a clinic on networking with social media. When opportunities aren't always present where you are, you have to create those opportunities yourself. And that's far from impossible. Rizelle is an inspiration for not taking "no" for an answer."

Click here to visit HTD's website for even more info!

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_13_RIZELLE_JANUK.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 3:47pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

This week we present a flashback to every Dan: The Man segment:

From Show 025 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 026 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 030 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 031 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 032 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 033 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 034 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 035 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 036 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 037 – THEME: RAPID FIRE LIGHTNING ROUND-A famous Dan

From Show 038 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 039 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 040 – THEME: A famous Dan

From Show 041 – THEME: AUDIO EDITION-A famous Dan

From Show 042 – THEME: A famous Dan

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Direct download: Show_043_-_ALL_THE_DAN_THE_MANS.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 8:38am EST
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This week's Handsome Timmy D Express is a conversation with Christopher J. Garcia:

"Episode 12 of the Handsome Timmy D Express and it's a doozy. Finally got a chance to sit down with the one the only Mr Fabulous himself Christopher J Garcia about his many adventures. We take some fun sidesteps into the world of Dune and fandom but overall Chris offers invaluable insight into the world of independent film festivals and the distribution future of indie film. A great listen with much good news for small film companies."

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_12_CHRIS_GARCIA.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 2:44pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Ka-Errata-e Kid

Impossible Travia: THEME- SEPTEMBER

Funny or frightening? A street paper manifesto

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

Which entertainer who passed away in their prime would have gone on to have the biggest affect on their respective field/craft? and/or Who became a legend due to an early demise who otherwise might’ve been largely forgotten or marginalized?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Funeral in a jiffy

これはKFCのチキンキーボードです。マウスがペイロニー病を持っています!

Toyboy boyfriend helps girlfriend become boobgirl

SHOW CLOSE 

Red Flags Of The Internet UPDATE: That God Damn Particle

Dan: The Man: Audio Edition

Some ValiDANtion regarding bats-- 

HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_042.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 3:32pm EST
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It's Episode 111 of the Handsome Timmy D Express:

"This week on the HTD Express Stephen Llorens joins me to talk about how he was hired to write a feature and how to walk the tightrope of dealing with producer notes while keeping the vision of the story. We also discuss the challenges facing minority writers - still - in 2014. And a little bit of wrestling too."

Find out more by visiting Tim online at his website, handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_11_STEPHEN_J_LLORENS.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 3:14pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Umlike

Bat Mania Update: Madonna Cone Bras Are The Solution

Joan Rivers: more than just a fashion cop

Red Flags Of The Internet: Doomsday Headlines

Impossible Travia: THEME- STAGE NAMES

DOCTOR J. ALFRED MARQUES & HIS PYGMY PONY

More SNL talk, this time, 2 things: Greatest Host and Most Underrated Cast members

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Man does all the types of touching of himself

Dogroom

Cherries Waffles Tennis Eats Shoots and Leaves

SHOW CLOSE 

Travis’s Short Jimmy Du-RANT-e

Dan: The Man: Audio Edition

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast called The Davey Mac Sports Program” – and Travis gives his thoughts

Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the album Metal Fatigue by the guitarist Allan Holdsworth?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

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HTD EXPRESS – Subscribers! Look for The Handsome Timmy D Express in your feed! Tim will interview creative folks in the entertainment industry about their process.  Free with your Dan & Travis Show subscription!

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Direct download: Show_041.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 2:52pm EST
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It's Handsome Timmy D Express time. Here's more from Tim about this week's epidsode:

"I was a bit quiet last week about Joan Rivers passing because I was not the most familiar with her work. Well, this week I got to interview someone who worked very closely with Ms. Rivers who gave a much tribute than I ever could. Talia Harari is also a stand-up here in LA and we continue the discussion of the challenges facing women in comedy and in writing these days in Hollywood."

Direct download: HTDXPRESS_10_TALIA_HARARI.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 2:36pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Bat Mania In The Power Kingdom: Harrowing Tales From The Edge Of Insanity

Impossible Travia: THEME- BATS

DOCTOR J. ALFRED MARQUES & HIS PYGMY PONY

Granland.com’s SNL bracket

Who is the Doctor’s pick for the best cast member ever? Do Dan & Travis agree with him? Find out!

RIP Don Pardo

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

More chicken chicanery

Tatting toward tabby-dom

Gabe?

SHOW CLOSE 

Dan: The Man

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch the documentary film called Tim’s Vermeer” – and Dan gives his thoughts

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you watch another documentary film called Muscle Shoals?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

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Direct download: Show_040.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 2:27pm EST
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It's Handsome Timmy D Express time! This week it's a chat with Dr. Arnold T. Blumberg:

 

"Arnold is an experienced podcasting host of not one, not two but three different podcasts exploring many aspects of pop culture. It’s fairer to say that Arnold was my co-host this week not my guest. Here, he gives a fascinating overview of zombie mythology in the context of American history as well as the universality of comic book stories and of course, we talk about Doctor Who. I’m happy to say I learned a lot about these topics and I hope you will as well."

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_109_DR_ARNOLD_T_BLUMBERG.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 2:21pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

With Travis physically ill this week, and Dan suffering mental anguish following multiple bat sightings in his home, this week we present a flashback to every Impossible Travia segment:

From Show 022 – THEME: General

From Show 023 – THEME: Prisons

From Show 024 – THEME: U.S. States

From Show 025 – THEME: World Cities

From Show 027 – THEME: Julien Edition – Women In Sports

From Show 028 – THEME: Gabe Edition – Twins

From Show 029 – THEME: Handsome Timmy D Edition – Famous Tims

From Show 030 – THEME: Real Names of Performers

From Show 031 – THEME: Name Another Song

From Show 032 – THEME: SPECIAL EDITION – THE GOLDEN GIRLS

From Show 033 – THEME: Impossible

From Show 034 – THEME: General Hospital

From Show 035 – THEME: The Wonder Years

From Show 036 – THEME: William Shatner

From Show 037 – THEME: Robots

From Show 038 – THEME: Robbie Williams

 

Send your ideas for questions and themes to impossibletravia@gmail.com.

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Direct download: Show_039_-_ALL_THE_TRAVIAS.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 2:39pm EST
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This week on the Handsome Timmy D Express, Tim chats with publicist AJ Feuerman:

"This week I welcome publicist AJ Feuerman. AJ’s experience in public relations runs a wide spectrum of many projects of varying media platforms. She’s done work for artists such as Bon Jovi, The Rolling Stones and The Who. As well as for TV shows like Glee, Homeland and Burn Notice. She’s also done PR for the feature films Rampart, Puncture and Trespass (but she is not biased against movies with more than one word in their title.) In this episode, we discuss the challenges of image management for huge big budget projects as well as branding yourself in the internet age. We also break the fourth wall a little bit talking about the world of blogging in the ever-changing digital landscape. And an avid Whovian, AJ and I discuss the brand new season of Doctor Who with the brand new Doctor, Peter Capaldi, I hope you enjoy."

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_108_AJ_FEUERMAN.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 3:24pm EST
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This week, Tim talks to writer Joe Lidster:

"Very excited about this week's episode of Handsome Timmy D Express because we get to talk some Doctor Who with writer extraordinaire Joseph Lidster, who also wrote for TV Shows like the Sarah Jane Adventures and Torchwood. But we cover a lot more ground than that in this open and honest discussion about tackling challenging material in the world of writing. This is a great listen for anyone writing about or tackling themselves, mental health. Oh and there's a lot about Dark Shadows in here in as well."

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_107_JOE_LIDSTER.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 10:12am EST
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SHOW OPEN 

In Memory of Robin Williams

Impossible Travia: THEME- ROBBIE WILLIAMS

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

Lebron, Lebatard, and the ruins of ESPN

More Robin Williams

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Missing Mountain Lion Mirage

Paging Cosmo and Frank: Your intellectual property has been found

Is that a leaf blower in your hand or blah blah etc. naked yard work guy?

SHOW CLOSE 

Dan: The Man: The Special Edition Lightning Round – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest… the musical stylings of the outfit Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die?” – and Travis gives his thoughts

Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen to the podcast The Davey Mac Sports Program?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_038.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 3:14pm EST
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Tim talks with Brian Veys, the Director of Worldwide Television Research for MGM Studios. Tim says about this episode:

 

"So how exactly do TV Ratings work? This week I sat down with a Director of Television research to find out. Brian Veys has been collecting and analyzing ratings info for some of the biggest companies in the business for longer than he'd care to admit. This is a great glimpse behind the decision making of Hollywood:"

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_106_BRIAN_VEYS.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 6:37pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

A robo-misdirection? Or a beacon of hope? Reasons not to fear robots

Impossible Travia: THEME- ROBOTS

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 413

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

Is the world ready for an all-female Ghostbusters?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Livestock? More like deadstock!

Qixi peaches

Lady’s finger lopped off by lion, or is lady lyin’?

SHOW CLOSE 

Dan: The Man: The Special Edition Lightning Round – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)

Red Flags of the Internet: This “haunted house” is “legitimate” the same way bastard children are, and we’ll explain a few reasons why!

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Direct download: Show_037.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 8:25am EST
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On episode 105, Tim chats with Chelese Belmont and Shannan Leigh Reeve about their company, Beleeve Entertainment, and their current Indiegogo campaign to raise funds for their feature film project Penumbra. For more info and links to the fundraising site, visit The Handsome Timmy D Express online.

Direct download: HTD_EXPRESS_105_BELEEVE_ENTERTAINMENT.mp3
Category:Interview -- posted at: 6:48pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

D&T on the HTD Express

Red Flags of the Internet: more conspiracies, and the 1st Amendment

Dan: The Man – (HINT: Dan does a GREAT job on this one.)

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

Classic Sportsdeck Action with Gabe O’Connor!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Robofans in South Korea spell the end for humans and robots alike 

Jesus Seamonster Christ! Not more name changes!

Follow Up: Chubby Checker app settlement finishes early

SHOW CLOSE 

Impossible Travia – THEME: WILLIAM SHATNER

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest…Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – and Dan gives his thoughts

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you view the film Tim’s Vermeer?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

 

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Direct download: Show_036.mp3
Category:Comedy & News -- posted at: 9:23am EST
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This week, the Handsome Timmy D Express rides through some territory quite familiar to Dan & Travis listeners! Find out more at http://handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTDXPRESS_104_DAN_AND_TRAVIS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

In the Mail……Sac, Dan’s mom derives Dan: The Man in record time

Travis discusses wanting to “solve Winnie Cooper’s equation” (nobody nothing what? don’t read that part Elisa) and we catch up with the rest of The Wonder Years cast

Impossible Travia – THEME: THE WONDER YEARS

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK! 

The Pirate Ship News with Travis! Belgium, Thailand, and India

Also, The Pirate Ship News with Travis (SSDD Version)! Not Thailand, not Thailand, and even less Thailand!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 

Would Mahoney be proud or disappointed?

A part of farts to help with trouble in the heart (and with cancer, and other stuff too!)

In other fart news, man wants to fart in France’s general direction

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man – (HINT: First name of the person rhymes with CAN)

Ye Olde Sex Slang – talk about mucking the pumper!

Queen drummer gives Rolling Stone the whatfor and how!

 

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Direct download: Show_035.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:13am EST
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An All New Handsome Timmy D Express! This week, Tim talks to director Mike Doto. Find out more by visiting Tim's blog at http://handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTXPRESS_103_MIKE_DOTO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46am EST
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SHOW OPEN

 

G-words on the way out? Not so fast, World Wide Netting!

(Plus, tips on how to avoid being duped by such bullshit!)

Impossible Travia – THEME: GENERAL HOSPITAL

NOTE: Little known Dan & Travis trivia fact- we used to report on the latest on all the ABC soaps back in our college days, with our “Stories Report”. So, it’s particularly embarrassing that Travis got an 0-fer on this week’s Travia segment.

 

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

 

“Disco Shit” by Yosefa (A number one smash hit on the Yosefastan Billboard Hot 100 chart in 2002!)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Robocup (takes place in Japan, not Old Detroit)

The Idiot With The Mobile

We are sadaboutwhathappened in thisstory

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man – (HINT: Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz)

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest…A Thousand Clowns?” – and Travis gives his thoughts

Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen the catalog of the comedy music group Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

NBA Expert Travissteven A. Searlesmith expounds and extrapolates on Lebron’s new home, forthwith and hence to that end

 

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Direct download: Show_034.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:48pm EST
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The file for the second episode was not included with the previous post, here it is now!

Direct download: HTDEXPRESS_102_MEGAN_KARASCH.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16pm EST
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As promised, here are the first two episodes of Handsome Timmy D's new podcasting venture. The descriptions here are from Tim himself. We hope you enjoy these bonus episodes! Find more from Tim at his blog, http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com. 

HTD EXPRESS 101 - Matt The Cat Baldassarri

"My first guest is none-other than one of the very best DJ's on the planet, Matt The Cat who's career ranges from high school radio to a prime-time show on XM-Radio to now documenting the early roots of soul music & rock-n-roll. This interview is filled with much insight into what it takes to entertain the masses from behind the microphone and I was really surprised at how similar those goals are to entertaining the masses with words on a page." 

HTD EXRESS 102 – Megan Karasch

“Episode 2 is … an interview with novelist & screenwriter Megan Karasch who talks about the pro's & con's of self-publishing her own novels, developing sitcoms and the challenges facing women writers in today's marketplace. And a little about the challenges of being my girlfriend.”

Direct download: HTDEXPRESS_101_MATT_THE_CAT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:58pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

 

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman?” – and Dan gives his thoughts

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

Casting scoops on the Miles Davis biopic that inexplicably isn’t called Bitches Brew (note: this campaign is officially CLOSED)

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Sue everybody! Julien gets uppity about the frivolous lawsuit of the napping Yank fan

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Drunk in Alabama, Fyffe? All the time, Tip.

Customer Appreciation Night goes awry

Nomi Mims and the Curse of the Bootyboobs

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia - THEME: Impossible

Dan: The Man

Opie, Anthony, and how to make it in radio today

 

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Direct download: Show_033.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:04pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Yellow Alert: The Banana Laffy-Taffy Story

Impossible Travia - Special Golden Girls Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

Spoilers!!! We talk about ‘em and why you shouldn’t be a spoiler.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Bed Racing with the Hurdy Gurdy Girls

iHandJob?

Longh Nameh Winnah

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man

July Thirth

 

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Direct download: The_Dan__Travis_Show_-_Show_032.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Izzard in the MailSac

Who was best? Travis rates the fill-ins (hint: HE THINKS THEY ALL STINK)

There’s a new England? Tell us more!

Dan: The Man

 

THE COMPUTER PHONE CALL SAGA

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Those Florida Weedeaters are rampant this season!

Burn, bakery, burn!

Emergency Tubingenectomy

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Name another!

An everdying of collective nouns

90-inchers

 

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Direct download: Show_031.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:34pm EST

SHOW OPEN

Travis recaps three weeks of wedded and homeymooned bliss
A new round of DAN THE MAN

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Ken is back to make some Peart-inent points on drummers

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Inflatable Intercourse
A Salad for Your Sexing
Another Comedy Bot: No Laughing Matter

SHOW CLOSE

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA – Real Names

MAY I SUGGEST… – New Segment! Travis reviews “And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead” album Source Tags & Codes and passes on a recommendation for Dan.

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_030.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:17pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’

How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler

Ruing the late mourning of Rue

 

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

 

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

 

From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

 

THE NEWS WITH TIM

 

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?

Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator

None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS

The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues

All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

 

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Direct download: Show_029.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

“I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”

A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

 

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

 

From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

 

THE NEWS WITH GABE

 

Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options

The Great Beer Swindle of 2014

Mr. Skin

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS

He likes to fly where eagles dare

 

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Direct download: Show_028.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:58pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding

Floppy bacon and personified pigs

 

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

 

On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

 

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

 

Museum of Modern He(art)break

Screw you, copper!

Scoccer Science

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Pass the poulet!

Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports

Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

 

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Direct download: Show_027.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:23pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

New Words for the Hoi Polloi

Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!

Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone

The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted

Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

 

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man

New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner

Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!

THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codesby …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

 

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

 

ELVIS GASSEARLE

 

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Direct download: Show_026.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)

Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?

New Segment! Dan: The Man

 

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

 

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

 

Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

 

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)

Ersatz Shit

Robbery at trident-point

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

 

SEATTLE JOE

 

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Direct download: Show_025.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!

Bachelor Party Hijinks?

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

 

Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Phucked by a Phantom Phallus

Murder story featuring an amazing name

Cohen ties cock named Frank to cock for art, gets arrested

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks

D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

  

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Direct download: Show_024.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm EST

As a result of the price of tea in China, this week's The Dan & Travis Show Podcast: An Awesome Thing is cancelled. We plan to have a full show next week regardless of any further price increases. Thanks for your patients*.

 

*Note: patients might in fact be patience. Please see Dr. C. Sea for details.

Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EST

SHOW 023 - Many Wieners, Old Man Trav, and Dan the Newsman

 

SHOW OPEN

A plethora of wieners

Happy Birthday Old Man Travis

Impossible Travia - Prison Edition

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

We want to know, has Hollywood run out of ideas?

 

THE NEWS WITH DAN

Good Ol' Eddy Coke

Eggs-tenuating Circumstances

Post Date Doggie-nap

Send in the Clowns...please.

 

SHOW CLOSE

Opening up the Mail……..Sac. Brought to you by J. Marques Sack Co.

Cosmos Recap: Gettin’ the lead out.

 

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_023.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:24pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Happy 420, Charlie Brown !

Happy Easter, Peeps!

Dame Commander Angela Lansbury

DanMan, TravMan, and IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA

 

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The J. Marques Sack Company

 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE

 

“Boomer” Esiason, Daniel Murphy, excelling at fatherhood- one of these things doesn’t belong! And the thing that doesn’t belong is not Daniel Murphy or excelling at fatherhood!

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Paint-huffing Pitbull Puncher Pinched

German Sheperd Jury Summons

Parliament has gone to the dogs

World’s first documented idiocracy

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Atsa Matta for you?

Cosmos goes little and does the neutrino dance

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

 

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Direct download: Show_022.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:16pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

The Wu-Tang’s Plan

Rooney/Pinette/Peaches/UW – what makes a death triple?

 

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Legitimate DVD-Ray Store for Worner Brothers and Others Cartoons for Kidz

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Glam metal legends? Or glum pants-poopin’ old farts? Julien sounds off on the recently announced KISS and Def Leppard tour.

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Grannies and G-strings

What’re you gonna pick? Hot Spa-kets!

Cops and tans don’t mix

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Farewell France (and all other foreigners, apparently)

Mr. T eBay update – lots of animal magne-T-cism

Cosmos Update – Spectrumosity

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

 

BLOOPIES (AKA BLOOPERS)

 

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SHOW OPEN

 

Obtenir notre sur le français.

Cosmos comments- Ghostars; Searle and Stewart- BFFs

Au revoir Frahnch listeners

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

On the eve of Wrestlemania XXX, we ask Tim, what’s the right way to do a day at the spa?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

More plastic plagiary

I’m For Some Fun Sexiii

Auctioning off the Hoff

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Celebri-T T-elephone call (HINT: soon to be a multiple hall-of-famer)

A short dip into the Sac

 

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SHOW 019

SHOW OPEN

A paranormal visit to a skeptical place

A SPECIAL 40lbs of SPORTS

The Return of Old Man Gabe! - NCAA hoops and MLB 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Putting the plastic in plastic surgery
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just…
Free with Walmart purchase – toe sucking

SHOW CLOSE

Danger Zone: Money vs Loggins

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – Comets and gravity

 

Walter chimes in

 

 

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SHOW OPEN

 

Dan’s inventions © 2014

 

Megajacket!

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – evolutions both artificial and natural

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Lego of the world unite?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Stabbing for Jesus

 

You’re in good hands with penis insurance

 

What’s in a name? 99 characters, I bet

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

The Triumphant Return of the Mail………………….Sac!

 

Amanda from CT declenses our impetus

 

X-PATRIOT GAMES!

 

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SHOW OPEN

 

The Legend of the Great Lost Christmas Episode

 

The Dan & Travis Show joins the Chronic Rift and the New Millennium

 

Dan’s legacy to Walter and the impetus for the new show

 

Walter critiques the cohosts:

1-    Ken: why the love/hate for Rush?

2-    Elisa: flirting with Travis-aster?

3-    Julien: ?????

 

A big hello to John Drew from the Pirate Ship days!

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

The question of all times! Tune in to find out! (HINT: Doctor who?)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Icelandic Identity Crisis

 

Norwegian Boy (This Dwarf Has Flown)

 

Obligatory Florida Story (bath salts or meth likely implicated)

 

CHANNEL 9 ACTION NEWS

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Scandawhatvia?

 

Cosmos

 

Awesomeness

 

COBRAHAM BEER! BEER THAT BITES!   

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Show 016

It’s a trip down Memory Lane (that’s just west of Remembrance Ave.) as Travis takes you on a journey back in time to hear what the show sounded like in pre-Beiber America. Plus, Jules calls in from his days in Michigan and Tim arrives with some lessons on what not purchase late at night at the Store 24.

Also, we might just have an announcement to make regarding the winner of the guest co-host essay contest…tune in!

 

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That's right! You read that right! If you write right you'll earn the right to co-host the Dan & Travis Show! Just tell us in 947 words or fewer why you should co-host and what the meaning of life is (in no particular order). If you're correct, your essay will be placed in a 14-gallon hat with the rest of the correct responses and lit on fire. The last entry remaining wins! Send submissions to danandtravis@gmail.com by President's Day (Observed)*. Good luck**!

 

*Note: we'll not disclose the actual date. If you cannot figure this out you've failed the guest host test already. Please dis-subscribe if you've not already done so.

 

**Note: the luck we send your way may be neither good nor luck. Results not guaranteed.

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The Dan & Travis Show – SHOW 015 – The Best Of The Pirate Ship 

Intro from Zarvox

From January 2002 – Everything dies when you’re a kid!

Handsome Timmy D – answering questions about love and life, and life and love

The Pirate Ship News with Travis:

            Parrot Puncher

            Airplane toilet sucks

            Inappropriate Scrabble babble 

Selections from the Pirate Ship Voicemail Box

Interview: A Visit with the Legendary Viv Taylor

ROCK BOTTOM: Rex Harrison

The Sportsdeck – Trivia Challenges, Harry Potter, and more!

Ship-to-shore conversation with the Pirate Ship Pirate himself! 

THE HANDSOME TRIVIA CHALLENGE – In 2002, Handsome Timmy D challenged Gabe and Jules for the host seat of the Sportsdeck segment of the show, after Tim won an online poll saying he should be the host over Gabe and Jules. Here is the culmination of that challenge, which follows several weeks of banter, trash talk, and cuddling.

Zarvox Outro

For more info on The Juke in the Back with Matt the Cat, visit jukeintheback.org

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Show 014
Ken Gardiner takes on the co-host duties for a second time on this fourteenieth extravaganza.
 

OPENING SEGMENT:
-Travis apologizes to Dave Coulier and for jinxing the Big Game
-Southern snowpocolypse
-Supergroup recap

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Video-Man-Crashes-Car-Into-Fried-Chicken-Restaurant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/quincy/2014/01/quincy_scanner_tales_man_wearing_mask_wielding_pickaxe_robs.html http://www.telegram.com/article/20140129/NEWS/301299890/0/business
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140127nigeria-gay-cat-disowned.html

CLOSING SEGMENT
-Cupcakes and more scary robot news 

 

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Lucky Show 013

OPENING SEGMENT:
Travis and guest co-host Elisa discuss her background, how Travis' belief in love and marriage has been shaken by a shocking divorce announcement, and news that it's a "Full House" once again. 
ASK HANDSOME:
Handsome Timmy D helps us construct the greatest rock super-group ever.
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
CLOSING SEGMENT:
A shopping list for your Big Game party
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Show One Dozen

OPENING SEGMENT:
Special guest co-host Julien Marques joins Travis to recap Jules' Christmas with the in-laws, Travis' goal for 2014, and some footballing. 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS:
Gabe joins Jules and Travis to discuss the MLB Hall of Fame voting and his favorite place to eat fudge.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS:
Elaborate banana theft
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/ 
Lubed up in the top loader
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922 
Aliens, guns, and lady bits
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/ 
Atomic wedgie death
http://newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864

CLOSING SEGMENT:
Social media plugs, GH turns 50, and our burgeoning Mormon listenership.  

 

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Show 011 (or Show Off-On-On for you binary folks out there…)

 

Special Guest Co-Host Ken Gardiner
 

Opening Segment:

-Christmas recap and letdown

-New Years celebrations (or lack thereof)

-Cold weather fact or fiction

 

Ask Handsome:

Dan, Travis, and Handsome Timmy D discuss some 2014 predictions
 

The News with Travis:

 Boston peeps be bitin’ toes

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/01/02/woman-has-toe-bitten-off-boston-party/p6nrg2uAr8eAzZ4pISMLCN/story.html

 Klingon resignation

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/nc-politician-writes-resignation-letter-klingon-134030459.html

 

Closing Segment:

-New England variations – pizza delivery, coffee, and hipsters

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