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SHOW OPEN

“May I Suggest…” Beware of Mr. Baker

Impossible Travia – The Ginger Edition

40LBS OF SPORTS: WITH GABE

Women in Sports 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Brainless Firework Stunt

Mistaken Bear-dentity

Promiscuous Plants

 SHOW CLOSE

Taking down the Cos

Beaver’s Big Break?

 

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_062.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Walter "John Connor" Lackaye and the Bots

"What's the deal with this Seinfeld/Maher/PC business?"

Dan: The...Something

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Seriously, more bats. This one walks.

Heavy Metal Zen

Robbin' + Biscuit Cravin' = A Jailin'

We Will, We Will Beer You

SHOW CLOSE 

Later, Luke. Thanks for the Memories.

Impossible Travia: A Gabe-over

Dick Van Patten and the Death List

Announcements

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_060.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:36pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Holiday Recap: Kringle Delivers…a mortgage

3 Robots to Watch For

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA: Announcer Test

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D
“NostroDavis” revisits his 2014 predictions and makes new ones for 2015

THE NEWS
Bye Bye Booby (Trap)
Finally, a belt with a brain
Adventures of a Scottish Space Hopper

SHOW CLOSE

DAN: THE MAN

MAY I SUGGEST…
Run Ronnie Run (Redux!) and a new suggestion for Travis

 

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Direct download: Show_055.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:09am EST
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SHOW OPEN 

Jules and his Young Mo Stay for the Whole Show (Donate!)

Impossible Travia/Julesia: Men’s Cancers

J. ALFRED MARQUES on his HIGH HORSE

All Inclusive Resorts: Si? No.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Ambulance Adventures or "Don't Do the Drugs, Kids"

Sorry Folks, These Two Are Taken

Is that a chainsaw in your shorts or...oh, it is.

 

SHOW CLOSE 

Snack Friday Update and News 

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_050.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08am EST
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This week, the Handsome Timmy D Express rides through some territory quite familiar to Dan & Travis listeners! Find out more at http://handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTDXPRESS_104_DAN_AND_TRAVIS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EST
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SHOW OPEN 

In the Mail……Sac, Dan’s mom derives Dan: The Man in record time

Travis discusses wanting to “solve Winnie Cooper’s equation” (nobody nothing what? don’t read that part Elisa) and we catch up with the rest of The Wonder Years cast

Impossible Travia – THEME: THE WONDER YEARS

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK! 

The Pirate Ship News with Travis! Belgium, Thailand, and India

Also, The Pirate Ship News with Travis (SSDD Version)! Not Thailand, not Thailand, and even less Thailand!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 

Would Mahoney be proud or disappointed?

A part of farts to help with trouble in the heart (and with cancer, and other stuff too!)

In other fart news, man wants to fart in France’s general direction

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man – (HINT: First name of the person rhymes with CAN)

Ye Olde Sex Slang – talk about mucking the pumper!

Queen drummer gives Rolling Stone the whatfor and how!

 

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Direct download: Show_035.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:13am EST
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An All New Handsome Timmy D Express! This week, Tim talks to director Mike Doto. Find out more by visiting Tim's blog at http://handsometimmydexpress.com.

Direct download: HTXPRESS_103_MIKE_DOTO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46am EST
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SHOW OPEN

 

G-words on the way out? Not so fast, World Wide Netting!

(Plus, tips on how to avoid being duped by such bullshit!)

Impossible Travia – THEME: GENERAL HOSPITAL

NOTE: Little known Dan & Travis trivia fact- we used to report on the latest on all the ABC soaps back in our college days, with our “Stories Report”. So, it’s particularly embarrassing that Travis got an 0-fer on this week’s Travia segment.

 

DAN & TRAVIS FLASHBACK!

 

“Disco Shit” by Yosefa (A number one smash hit on the Yosefastan Billboard Hot 100 chart in 2002!)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Robocup (takes place in Japan, not Old Detroit)

The Idiot With The Mobile

We are sadaboutwhathappened in thisstory

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man – (HINT: Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz)

Dan said to Travis, “May I Suggest…A Thousand Clowns?” – and Travis gives his thoughts

Dan says to Travis, “May I Suggest… you listen the catalog of the comedy music group Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Travis has to say!

NBA Expert Travissteven A. Searlesmith expounds and extrapolates on Lebron’s new home, forthwith and hence to that end

 

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Direct download: Show_034.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:48pm EST
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The file for the second episode was not included with the previous post, here it is now!

Direct download: HTDEXPRESS_102_MEGAN_KARASCH.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16pm EST
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As promised, here are the first two episodes of Handsome Timmy D's new podcasting venture. The descriptions here are from Tim himself. We hope you enjoy these bonus episodes! Find more from Tim at his blog, http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com. 

HTD EXPRESS 101 - Matt The Cat Baldassarri

"My first guest is none-other than one of the very best DJ's on the planet, Matt The Cat who's career ranges from high school radio to a prime-time show on XM-Radio to now documenting the early roots of soul music & rock-n-roll. This interview is filled with much insight into what it takes to entertain the masses from behind the microphone and I was really surprised at how similar those goals are to entertaining the masses with words on a page." 

HTD EXRESS 102 – Megan Karasch

“Episode 2 is … an interview with novelist & screenwriter Megan Karasch who talks about the pro's & con's of self-publishing her own novels, developing sitcoms and the challenges facing women writers in today's marketplace. And a little about the challenges of being my girlfriend.”

Direct download: HTDEXPRESS_101_MATT_THE_CAT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:58pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

 

Travis said to Dan, “May I Suggest… Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman?” – and Dan gives his thoughts

Travis says to Dan, “May I Suggest… you listen to Furr by Blitzen Trapper?” – tune in a month from now to hear what Dan has to say!

Casting scoops on the Miles Davis biopic that inexplicably isn’t called Bitches Brew (note: this campaign is officially CLOSED)

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Sue everybody! Julien gets uppity about the frivolous lawsuit of the napping Yank fan

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Drunk in Alabama, Fyffe? All the time, Tip.

Customer Appreciation Night goes awry

Nomi Mims and the Curse of the Bootyboobs

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia - THEME: Impossible

Dan: The Man

Opie, Anthony, and how to make it in radio today

 

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Direct download: Show_033.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:04pm EST
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SHOW OPEN

Yellow Alert: The Banana Laffy-Taffy Story

Impossible Travia - Special Golden Girls Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

Spoilers!!! We talk about ‘em and why you shouldn’t be a spoiler.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Bed Racing with the Hurdy Gurdy Girls

iHandJob?

Longh Nameh Winnah

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man

July Thirth

 

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Direct download: The_Dan__Travis_Show_-_Show_032.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Izzard in the MailSac

Who was best? Travis rates the fill-ins (hint: HE THINKS THEY ALL STINK)

There’s a new England? Tell us more!

Dan: The Man

 

THE COMPUTER PHONE CALL SAGA

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Those Florida Weedeaters are rampant this season!

Burn, bakery, burn!

Emergency Tubingenectomy

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Name another!

An everdying of collective nouns

90-inchers

 

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Direct download: Show_031.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:34pm EST

SHOW OPEN

Travis recaps three weeks of wedded and homeymooned bliss
A new round of DAN THE MAN

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT - Ken is back to make some Peart-inent points on drummers

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Inflatable Intercourse
A Salad for Your Sexing
Another Comedy Bot: No Laughing Matter

SHOW CLOSE

IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA – Real Names

MAY I SUGGEST… – New Segment! Travis reviews “And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead” album Source Tags & Codes and passes on a recommendation for Dan.

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_030.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:17pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’

How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler

Ruing the late mourning of Rue

 

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

 

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

 

From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

 

THE NEWS WITH TIM

 

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?

Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator

None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS

The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues

All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

 

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Direct download: Show_029.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

“I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”

A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

 

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

 

From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

 

THE NEWS WITH GABE

 

Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options

The Great Beer Swindle of 2014

Mr. Skin

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS

He likes to fly where eagles dare

 

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Direct download: Show_028.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:58pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding

Floppy bacon and personified pigs

 

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

 

On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

 

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

 

Museum of Modern He(art)break

Screw you, copper!

Scoccer Science

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Pass the poulet!

Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports

Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

 

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Direct download: Show_027.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:23pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

New Words for the Hoi Polloi

Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!

Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone

The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted

Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

 

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Dan: The Man

New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner

Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!

THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codesby …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

 

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

 

ELVIS GASSEARLE

 

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Direct download: Show_026.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)

Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?

New Segment! Dan: The Man

 

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

 

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

 

Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

 

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)

Ersatz Shit

Robbery at trident-point

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

 

SEATTLE JOE

 

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Direct download: Show_025.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!

Bachelor Party Hijinks?

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

 

Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Phucked by a Phantom Phallus

Murder story featuring an amazing name

Cohen ties cock named Frank to cock for art, gets arrested

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks

D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

  

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Direct download: Show_024.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm EST

As a result of the price of tea in China, this week's The Dan & Travis Show Podcast: An Awesome Thing is cancelled. We plan to have a full show next week regardless of any further price increases. Thanks for your patients*.

 

*Note: patients might in fact be patience. Please see Dr. C. Sea for details.

Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EST

SHOW 023 - Many Wieners, Old Man Trav, and Dan the Newsman

 

SHOW OPEN

A plethora of wieners

Happy Birthday Old Man Travis

Impossible Travia - Prison Edition

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

We want to know, has Hollywood run out of ideas?

 

THE NEWS WITH DAN

Good Ol' Eddy Coke

Eggs-tenuating Circumstances

Post Date Doggie-nap

Send in the Clowns...please.

 

SHOW CLOSE

Opening up the Mail……..Sac. Brought to you by J. Marques Sack Co.

Cosmos Recap: Gettin’ the lead out.

 

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Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_023.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:24pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Happy 420, Charlie Brown !

Happy Easter, Peeps!

Dame Commander Angela Lansbury

DanMan, TravMan, and IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA

 

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The J. Marques Sack Company

 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE

 

“Boomer” Esiason, Daniel Murphy, excelling at fatherhood- one of these things doesn’t belong! And the thing that doesn’t belong is not Daniel Murphy or excelling at fatherhood!

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Paint-huffing Pitbull Puncher Pinched

German Sheperd Jury Summons

Parliament has gone to the dogs

World’s first documented idiocracy

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Atsa Matta for you?

Cosmos goes little and does the neutrino dance

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

 

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Direct download: Show_022.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:16pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

The Wu-Tang’s Plan

Rooney/Pinette/Peaches/UW – what makes a death triple?

 

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Legitimate DVD-Ray Store for Worner Brothers and Others Cartoons for Kidz

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Glam metal legends? Or glum pants-poopin’ old farts? Julien sounds off on the recently announced KISS and Def Leppard tour.

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Grannies and G-strings

What’re you gonna pick? Hot Spa-kets!

Cops and tans don’t mix

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Farewell France (and all other foreigners, apparently)

Mr. T eBay update – lots of animal magne-T-cism

Cosmos Update – Spectrumosity

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

 

BLOOPIES (AKA BLOOPERS)

 

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Direct download: Show20021.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:47pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Obtenir notre sur le français.

Cosmos comments- Ghostars; Searle and Stewart- BFFs

Au revoir Frahnch listeners

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

On the eve of Wrestlemania XXX, we ask Tim, what’s the right way to do a day at the spa?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

More plastic plagiary

I’m For Some Fun Sexiii

Auctioning off the Hoff

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Celebri-T T-elephone call (HINT: soon to be a multiple hall-of-famer)

A short dip into the Sac

 

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Direct download: Show_020.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:27pm EST

SHOW 019

SHOW OPEN

A paranormal visit to a skeptical place

A SPECIAL 40lbs of SPORTS

The Return of Old Man Gabe! - NCAA hoops and MLB 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Putting the plastic in plastic surgery
Is that a gun in your pants or are you just…
Free with Walmart purchase – toe sucking

SHOW CLOSE

Danger Zone: Money vs Loggins

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – Comets and gravity

 

Walter chimes in

 

 

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:49pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

Dan’s inventions © 2014

 

Megajacket!

 

Weekly “Cosmos” recap – evolutions both artificial and natural

 

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

 

Lego of the world unite?

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Stabbing for Jesus

 

You’re in good hands with penis insurance

 

What’s in a name? 99 characters, I bet

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

The Triumphant Return of the Mail………………….Sac!

 

Amanda from CT declenses our impetus

 

X-PATRIOT GAMES!

 

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Direct download: Show_018.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26pm EST

SHOW OPEN

 

The Legend of the Great Lost Christmas Episode

 

The Dan & Travis Show joins the Chronic Rift and the New Millennium

 

Dan’s legacy to Walter and the impetus for the new show

 

Walter critiques the cohosts:

1-    Ken: why the love/hate for Rush?

2-    Elisa: flirting with Travis-aster?

3-    Julien: ?????

 

A big hello to John Drew from the Pirate Ship days!

 

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

 

The question of all times! Tune in to find out! (HINT: Doctor who?)

 

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

 

Icelandic Identity Crisis

 

Norwegian Boy (This Dwarf Has Flown)

 

Obligatory Florida Story (bath salts or meth likely implicated)

 

CHANNEL 9 ACTION NEWS

 

SHOW CLOSE

 

Scandawhatvia?

 

Cosmos

 

Awesomeness

 

COBRAHAM BEER! BEER THAT BITES!   

Direct download: Show_017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:23pm EST

Show 016

It’s a trip down Memory Lane (that’s just west of Remembrance Ave.) as Travis takes you on a journey back in time to hear what the show sounded like in pre-Beiber America. Plus, Jules calls in from his days in Michigan and Tim arrives with some lessons on what not purchase late at night at the Store 24.

Also, we might just have an announcement to make regarding the winner of the guest co-host essay contest…tune in!

 

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_016.mp3
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That's right! You read that right! If you write right you'll earn the right to co-host the Dan & Travis Show! Just tell us in 947 words or fewer why you should co-host and what the meaning of life is (in no particular order). If you're correct, your essay will be placed in a 14-gallon hat with the rest of the correct responses and lit on fire. The last entry remaining wins! Send submissions to danandtravis@gmail.com by President's Day (Observed)*. Good luck**!

 

*Note: we'll not disclose the actual date. If you cannot figure this out you've failed the guest host test already. Please dis-subscribe if you've not already done so.

 

**Note: the luck we send your way may be neither good nor luck. Results not guaranteed.

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The Dan & Travis Show – SHOW 015 – The Best Of The Pirate Ship 

Intro from Zarvox

From January 2002 – Everything dies when you’re a kid!

Handsome Timmy D – answering questions about love and life, and life and love

The Pirate Ship News with Travis:

            Parrot Puncher

            Airplane toilet sucks

            Inappropriate Scrabble babble 

Selections from the Pirate Ship Voicemail Box

Interview: A Visit with the Legendary Viv Taylor

ROCK BOTTOM: Rex Harrison

The Sportsdeck – Trivia Challenges, Harry Potter, and more!

Ship-to-shore conversation with the Pirate Ship Pirate himself! 

THE HANDSOME TRIVIA CHALLENGE – In 2002, Handsome Timmy D challenged Gabe and Jules for the host seat of the Sportsdeck segment of the show, after Tim won an online poll saying he should be the host over Gabe and Jules. Here is the culmination of that challenge, which follows several weeks of banter, trash talk, and cuddling.

Zarvox Outro

For more info on The Juke in the Back with Matt the Cat, visit jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_015.mp3
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Show 014
Ken Gardiner takes on the co-host duties for a second time on this fourteenieth extravaganza.
 

OPENING SEGMENT:
-Travis apologizes to Dave Coulier and for jinxing the Big Game
-Southern snowpocolypse
-Supergroup recap

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS 
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Video-Man-Crashes-Car-Into-Fried-Chicken-Restaurant-Strips-Naked-Masturbates-in-Intersection
http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/quincy/2014/01/quincy_scanner_tales_man_wearing_mask_wielding_pickaxe_robs.html http://www.telegram.com/article/20140129/NEWS/301299890/0/business
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20140127nigeria-gay-cat-disowned.html

CLOSING SEGMENT
-Cupcakes and more scary robot news 

 

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Lucky Show 013

OPENING SEGMENT:
Travis and guest co-host Elisa discuss her background, how Travis' belief in love and marriage has been shaken by a shocking divorce announcement, and news that it's a "Full House" once again. 
ASK HANDSOME:
Handsome Timmy D helps us construct the greatest rock super-group ever.
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
CLOSING SEGMENT:
A shopping list for your Big Game party
Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_013.mp3
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Show One Dozen

OPENING SEGMENT:
Special guest co-host Julien Marques joins Travis to recap Jules' Christmas with the in-laws, Travis' goal for 2014, and some footballing. 

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS:
Gabe joins Jules and Travis to discuss the MLB Hall of Fame voting and his favorite place to eat fudge.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS:
Elaborate banana theft
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/ 
Lubed up in the top loader
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922 
Aliens, guns, and lady bits
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-arrested-brandishing-gun-pulled-vagina-dispute-aliens/ 
Atomic wedgie death
http://newsok.com/man-killed-by-underwear-suffocation-in-pottawatomie-county-oklahoma/article/3921864

CLOSING SEGMENT:
Social media plugs, GH turns 50, and our burgeoning Mormon listenership.  

 

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Show 011 (or Show Off-On-On for you binary folks out there…)

 

Special Guest Co-Host Ken Gardiner
 

Opening Segment:

-Christmas recap and letdown

-New Years celebrations (or lack thereof)

-Cold weather fact or fiction

 

Ask Handsome:

Dan, Travis, and Handsome Timmy D discuss some 2014 predictions
 

The News with Travis:

 Boston peeps be bitin’ toes

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/01/02/woman-has-toe-bitten-off-boston-party/p6nrg2uAr8eAzZ4pISMLCN/story.html

 Klingon resignation

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/nc-politician-writes-resignation-letter-klingon-134030459.html

 

Closing Segment:

-New England variations – pizza delivery, coffee, and hipsters

Direct download: The_Dan_and_Travis_Show_-_Show_011.mp3
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Show notes pending once again! But give a listen!

Direct download: Show_010.mp3
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SHOW NOTES COMING SOON!

Until then, check out Show 009 anyway! Featuring Matt the Cat of The Juke in the Back:

jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_009.mp3
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The Dan And Travis Show - Show 008 - SNACK FRIDAY

OPENING

Out? Black Friday. In? SNACK FRIDAY!!!!!

For more information please visit:

https://www.facebook.com/SnackFriday

Here is a version of the post that started it all:

https://www.facebook.com/SnackFriday/posts/622157714493157

Still time to contribute to Jules's Mo: mobro.co/julienmarques

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS

Thanksgiving Thursday Games

Julien's brief history of the Turkey Day Lions

Gabe the Galloping Ghost on his personal participation history

The Geek Freight Train rams its way through the show

Hater similes

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Exposeby Dick

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/william-gibson-genital-fluffer-airing-penis-out_n_4296936.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Emojiby Dick

http://www.avclub.com/article/text-me-ishmael-an-allemoji-translation-of-herman-105760

CLOSING

More Snack Friday. Give and then enjoy your leftovers!

MOVIETONE SPORTS w/ GABE O'CONNOR

Direct download: Show_008.mp3
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OPENING SEGMENT

When in Rome... Burgundy comes to Emerson

http://www.emerson.edu/news-events/emerson-college-today/emersons-keepin-it-classy

Dan & Travis and the Three Elvises

Who wouldn't want to be better at fitted-sheet folding? Dan wouldn't, that's who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a2FR1iwqg

Dan's Top 10 things at which he'd like to be better

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Candy Capers with Complaining Co-workers. C'mon! Catch-22.

Donate to Jules's Movember Moustache: mobro.co/julienmarques

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Walking Penis's Plethora of Pez

http://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2013/11/meet_kevyn_knox_who_owns_a_lot.html

Crikey! A swallob of the bolotang with a didgeridoo, mate! That'll swang the twazzle!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/joaquin-gonzalez-didgerid_n_4263129.html

Man lives out the White Trash dream

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man--unhappy-with-ex-wife--buys-house-next-to-her-and-put-up-a-gigantic-middle-finger-statue-211042567.html

CLOSING SEGMENT

http://what-would-i-say.com

FEATURED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:

http://www.jukeintheback.org

Direct download: Show_007.mp3
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OPENING SEGMENT
Up in arms
Yes capes and Beavers
Spaceface trends
Story - 3D printed hands? Hell yeah! (Gold stuff for your WAGs too!)
IFL Science link
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/man-makes-3d-printed-prosthetic-hand-son-only-10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB53-D_N8Uc
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=698281043526243&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1
Story - Piss-Powered Robots!
http://news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/pee-could-power-future-robots-131108.htm
https://www.facebook.com/ScienceAlert/posts/10152064263247518:0
ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D
What are the top 5 greatest TV comedies of all time?
  1. Listen to find out!
  2. Listen to find out!
  3. Listen to find out!
  4. Listen to find out!
  5. Listen to find out!
THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS
Serge the Lllama
http://www.click2houston.com/news/drunk-teens-steal-circus-llama-take-it-for-joyride/-/1735978/22829124/-/4blo6gz/-/index.html
http://lelamadebordeaux.tumblr.com
Bacon Deodorant
http://www.kirotv.com/news/entertainment/odorific-seattle-based-jds-launches-bacon-deodoran/nbkTf/
"Fancy-Dress" bunch thwarts robbery
http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/08/batman-robin-david-hasselhoff-and-a-smurf-help-police-chase-attacker-in-musselburgh-tesco-4178639/
END SEGMENT
Unlikes?! Fuck that!
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TWITTER - @thedanandtravis
ElectronicMAIL - danandtravis@gmail.com
Technology is everywhere; embrace it, dummies
Direct download: Show_006.mp3
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Show 005 is here! Julien chats 'staches and we salute Sagan! Plus more!

Direct download: Show_005.mp3
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We talk death triples, baseball doubles, and Kraft singles! Not necessarily in that order or about those actual things!

Direct download: Show_004.mp3
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We're joined by Gabe for the inaugural 40 Pounds of Sports! He waxes philosophical about the World Series fanbases. Also, some words the internet "gave" us. Check it out today!

Direct download: Show_003.mp3
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Greatness abounds on the latest Dan And Travis Show. Take a gander, and some geese while you're at it!

Direct download: Show_002.mp3
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Episode one, featuring the News with Travis, Handsome Timmy D, and more!

0:00 Intro - We're back! And we chat about what was happening back in April 2005, the last time we did an episode of the old Pirate Ship (and the first time we were ever slightly less than awesome. We've had surgery to fix that)

14:12 Ask Handsome Timmy D - He's back and knows more than you than ever! Sit back, youngins, and listen as HTD fills you in on what to expect. He even finds time to give Gabe guff! Good golly!

24:58 The News With Travis! - 1) Elmo gets at the Girl Scouts 2) The Chesterfield Chimp 3) Mr. Balls from Brazil

33:20 Closing - We talk about a Cosmic Shame and how to spread the love, and we hope into the Time Machine for a blast from the past, College Style!

EDIT: The file is now an .mp3, hope this helps!

Direct download: Show_001.mp3
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Coming soon! Dan & Travis return to the interwaves! An all-new venture. Look for it in October, 2013.

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