SHOW OPEN

Tim speculates on how Travis be livin’

How To Spot The Conspiracy Theorists and Other Tales Of Facebook Fails starring Dan Lackaye, Tim Davis, and Scott Huler

Ruing the late mourning of Rue

Follow Tim on WordPress: http://handsometimmyd.wordpress.com

Also, check out the Kickstarter Tim mentioned, Army Of The Lost Horizon, put together by some of our Emerson College classmates

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

From the College Days – The Pirate Ship Pirate calls in from the high seas!

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Prank calls from the Superfriends

THE NEWS WITH TIM

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Slut For The D?

Cool as a cucumber, being held tightly in the hand of a public library masturbator

None Of The Above gets most of the love in Nevada

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia: Tim Edition – FAMOUS TIMS

The Sports Education Of Handsome Timmy D Continues

All by himself in Vegas, he stays in the airport and Timmy thinks that’s dumb

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SHOW OPEN

“I was saying ‘Bio-Urns’”

A “Hands”-on look at the World Cup (but no hands on the ball itself)

SOME PIRATE SHIP CLIPS

From the College Days - An Interview With Robert Smith From The Cure

From the Streaming RealAudio Days – Tim looks for Damon and Affleck

THE NEWS WITH GABE

Daddies+daughters+dishes=diverse job options

The Great Beer Swindle of 2014

Mr. Skin

SHOW CLOSE

Impossible Travia: Gabe Edition – TWINS

He likes to fly where eagles dare

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SHOW OPEN

Nuptial notes from Travis’s wedding

Floppy bacon and personified pigs

A PIRATE SHIP FLASHBACK – SHOW 9 from 2001/02

On this Flashback Episode of the Pirate Ship, Dan & Travis role doubly solo, anticipating the upcoming Handsome Trivia Challenge and pending robot takeover of the show. Enjoy!

THE NEWS WITH JULIEN

Museum of Modern He(art)break

Screw you, copper!

Scoccer Science

SHOW CLOSE

Pass the poulet!

Impossible Travia – Julien Edition: Women In Sports

Summertime? Summertime! Sum-sum-summah-time!!

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SHOW OPEN

New Words for the Hoi Polloi

Schwat is up with Mǝntal Floss?!

Rhode Island Marriage laws – Is Travis in compliance?

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Dr. J. Gets Uppity on Bumbling TV Dads, Also Belmont (to keep with the horse theme)

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Here’s how to figure out if you’re at Applebees and a loser using your smartphone

The Teddy Ruxkingpin gets busted

Two robots walk into a bar. We’re all gonna die.

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 433b

SHOW CLOSE

Dan: The Man

New Segment Alert: The Nameless Recommendation Corner

Two old friends make alternating recommendations for things the other one thinks the other one might not have experienced and maybe would definitely like but maybe the other person also thinks maybe the other would hate and can guess if they’d like it or hate it! And it can be anything, not just movies or music or TV, but twitters or stuff you can listen or hear or read of! Really simple!

THIS WEEK’S RECOMMENDATION (For Travis) – Source Tags And Codesby …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

LARGE STRAIGHT (from the Archives of the Pirate Ship with Dan & Travis)

ELVIS GASSEARLE

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SHOW OPEN

Planes + Cars = Planecars (The Future Is Now!)

Least Popular Baby Names - are any of these yours?

New Segment! Dan: The Man

DAN: THE MAN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Jay-Z’s new Jiggabyte Hard Drive

RUSH TO JUDGMENT

Friend of the show Ken Gardiner stops by to chat about prog rock pride, Gwen Stefani, and more!

MAXWELL VAN ZANDT’S MEMOIRS – CHAPTER 143

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

UTUTIOV (Unauthorized Taking Under The Influence Of Vodka)

Ersatz Shit

Robbery at trident-point

SHOW CLOSE

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

Cosmos – Michael Faraday makes magnets make magic, ‘mazing!

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: World Cities

SEATTLE JOE

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SHOW OPEN

Say Hey! Willie’s Birthday!

Bachelor Party Hijinks?

Impossible Travia – This week’s category: US STATES

The Dan & Travis Mail…………..Sac

MAIL SAC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Dan & Travis Limited Edition Mail…….Sac from The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE with Special Guest “High Horse Julien”

Racism in sports: wasn’t this outlawed in ’47? and other questions pertaining to the Donald Sterling situation, including a rousing round of Which Sterling?

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Phucked by a Phantom Phallus

Murder story featuring an amazing name

Cohen ties cock named Frank to cock for art, gets arrested

SHOW CLOSE

Cosmos – Giant Insects and Giant Continents and Giant Cranks

D&T ponder the following: What is the one tech advance that you are glad you were born in time to experience and that amazes you most?

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As a result of the price of tea in China, this week's The Dan & Travis Show Podcast: An Awesome Thing is cancelled. We plan to have a full show next week regardless of any further price increases. Thanks for your patients*.

*Note: patients might in fact be patience. Please see Dr. C. Sea for details.

SHOW 023 - Many Wieners, Old Man Trav, and Dan the Newsman

SHOW OPEN

A plethora of wieners

Happy Birthday Old Man Travis

Impossible Travia - Prison Edition

ASK HANDSOME TIMMY D

We want to know, has Hollywood run out of ideas?

THE NEWS WITH DAN

Good Ol' Eddy Coke

Eggs-tenuating Circumstances

Post Date Doggie-nap

Send in the Clowns...please.

SHOW CLOSE

Opening up the Mail……..Sac. Brought to you by J. Marques Sack Co.

Cosmos Recap: Gettin’ the lead out.

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SHOW OPEN

Happy 420, Charlie Brown !

Happy Easter, Peeps!

Dame Commander Angela Lansbury

DanMan, TravMan, and IMPOSSIBLE TRAVIA

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The J. Marques Sack Company

40 POUNDS OF SPORTS WITH GABE

“Boomer” Esiason, Daniel Murphy, excelling at fatherhood- one of these things doesn’t belong! And the thing that doesn’t belong is not Daniel Murphy or excelling at fatherhood!

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Paint-huffing Pitbull Puncher Pinched

German Sheperd Jury Summons

Parliament has gone to the dogs

World’s first documented idiocracy

SHOW CLOSE

Atsa Matta for you?

Cosmos goes little and does the neutrino dance

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

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SHOW OPEN

The Wu-Tang’s Plan

Rooney/Pinette/Peaches/UW – what makes a death triple?

SHOW OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: The Legitimate DVD-Ray Store for Worner Brothers and Others Cartoons for Kidz

DR. J. ALFRED MARQUES ON HIS HIGH HORSE

Glam metal legends? Or glum pants-poopin’ old farts? Julien sounds off on the recently announced KISS and Def Leppard tour.

THE NEWS WITH TRAVIS

Grannies and G-strings

What’re you gonna pick? Hot Spa-kets!

Cops and tans don’t mix

SHOW CLOSE

Farewell France (and all other foreigners, apparently)

Mr. T eBay update – lots of animal magne-T-cism

Cosmos Update – Spectrumosity

A trip inside the Mail………….Sac

BLOOPIES™ (AKA BLOOPERS)

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